The night-time shower

The first time I had an Asian house mate, I encountered a strange thing, she showered at night. I have since discovered that almost all Asians shower at night. For most white people, showering is something you do to wake yourself up, not to put you to sleep. If you think about it for a minute it actually makes much more sense, after a day of being out, getting dirty, smelly and oily, do you then want to bring that into your bed you sleep in 1/3 of your life?

Being married I understand this even more. My wife is used to her bed being a pristine, clean environment, however now instead it made more and more dirty every night! I now see that it is much more logical to shower at night than in the morning, however I still need that morning shower to wake myself up. Maybe I should resort to showering at night and in the morning.

Disclaimer: Some of you might be thinking this is a strange weird post, however believe it or not for Asians married to white people this is actually quite a serious issue.